var are_we_a_little_crazy = true;
var time_til_dr_boom = 7200;
var nardey = "NaCl";

var its_happening = {
    'start': Date.parse("Monday, 2 November 2015 20:30:00 -0500"),
    'end': Date.parse("Tuesday, 3 November 2015 13:00:00 -0500")
}

var hearthpwn_we_deliver = (its_happening['end'] - its_happening['start']) / 1000;

function youve_got_enough_gold_for_an_expert_pack(how_much_gold) {
    if (how_much_gold < 0) {
        return true;
    }
    return false;
}

function stroke_his_stache(touch_factor) {
    $('#bearded-minions-club').removeClass().addClass(touch_factor);
}

function how_much_of_our_dust_have_we_wasted(weve_got_this_much_gold) {
    return 100 - Math.floor(weve_got_this_much_gold / hearthpwn_we_deliver * 100);
}

function should_we_open_the_doors(this_damn_second, welcome_to_my_inn, its_raining_dust) {
    var so_much_gold = Math.floor((welcome_to_my_inn - this_damn_second) / 1000);
    if (are_we_a_little_crazy) {
        console.log("You've got some gold: " + so_much_gold);
        console.log("You've wasted gold %" + how_much_of_our_dust_have_we_wasted(so_much_gold));
    }
    if (youve_got_enough_gold_for_an_expert_pack(so_much_gold)) {
        $(its_raining_dust).text("Live!");
        $('.spooky-scary-skeletons .descriptor').text("Dust Accounted For!");
        $('#welcome-to-the-progress').css('width', '100%');
    } else {
        $(its_raining_dust).text(so_much_gold);
        $('#welcome-to-the-progress').css('width', how_much_of_our_dust_have_we_wasted(so_much_gold) + '%');
    }
    if (so_much_gold < time_til_dr_boom) {
        if(so_much_gold < 60) { stroke_his_stache('im-getting-sick'); } else
        if(so_much_gold < 600) { stroke_his_stache('im-spinning-even-faster'); } else
        if(so_much_gold < 3600) { stroke_his_stache('im-spinning-whee'); } else 
        if(so_much_gold < 7200) { stroke_his_stache('just-a-little-jiggle'); }
    }
}

function you_wont_believe_it() {
    var right_this_damn_second = new Date();
    var dot_snapshot = right_this_damn_second.getTime() + right_this_damn_second.getTimezoneOffset() * 60;
    should_we_open_the_doors(dot_snapshot, its_happening['end'], '.spooky-scary-skeletons .count');
}

you_wont_believe_it();
window.setInterval(you_wont_believe_it, 1000);